Havent done any updating on my blog since the beginning of dis yr 'coz ive been so super busy..Gonna post more often if time allows me to do so! I have decided to change certain things inside here such as d background colour, banner and layout settings and pimp it up a lil' to give it a whole new look. :D

Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:
Professor of Computer Science:A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Professor of Algebra:A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Professor of Geometry:A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Professor of Physics:A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Professor of Chemistry:A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Professor of Zoology:A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Professor of Physiology:A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Professor of Dentistry:A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Professor of Economics:A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Professor of Statistics:A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Professor of Philosophy:A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Professor of English:A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Professor of Engineering:Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
Professor of Accountancy:A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

LOL! how interestin d way kisses r defined..and Prof of Eng is hillarious! haha reli dumb la..